Dexter:"It happens somethimes, when I wake up. And it's dark. I just can't believe it the universe is 18 billion light years across."
Erik:"So?"
Dexter:"Suppose you kept going another 18 billion light years, what if there's nothing out there? Suppose you kept going another trillion times further, so far out you see nothing.The light from the universe would be fainter than the faintest star. Infinitely cold. Infinitely black. Sometimes if I wake up and it's dark, I get really scared, like I'm out there and I'm never coming back."
Erik:"Here, hold onto this while you sleep. And if you wake up and you're scared, you'll say, 'Wait a minute. I'm holding Erik's shoe. Why the hell would I be holding some smelly basketball shoe, a trillion light years from universe? I must be here on earth, safe in my sleeping bag, and Erik must be close by.' "
Erik:"Here, hold onto this while you sleep. And if you wake up and you're scared, you'll say, 'Wait a minute. I'm holding Erik's shoe. Why the hell would I be holding some smelly basketball shoe, a trillion light years from universe? I must be here on earth, safe in my sleeping bag, and Erik must be close by.' "
Dexter:"I guess I would try."
Dexter:"Where do bugs go to the bathroom?"
Erik:"It's not on leaves. Not even bugs are stupid enough to shit on their own food."
Dexter:"[They make a tea from some found leaves] Tastes like crap."
Erik:"No shit, don't you know where bugs go to the bathroom?"
Erik:"No shit, don't you know where bugs go to the bathroom?"
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