Mrs. Willencot was very frugal. When her husband died, she asked the newspaper how much it would cost for a death notice.
"Two dollars for five words."
"Can I pay for just two words?" She asked. " 'Willencot dead.' "
"No, five words is the minimum."
Mrs Willencot thought a moment. "Okay, then. How about this? 'Willencot dead. Cadillac for sale.' "
(Author Unknown)
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