Jokes - Beer

A guy walks into a bar, orders three shots and downs them all. "What's up with the three shots?" asks the bartender.
"My two closest buddies and I have gone our separate ways, and I miss them terribly," says the guy.
"See, this glass here is for Tom, this one's Bob's, and this one's mine. I feel like we're all drinking together, just like old times."
So every day day the guy comes in and the bartender sets up three glasses. Until one day, the guy asks for just two shots.
"I hate to ask," says the bartender, "but did something happen to one of your friends?"
"Nah, they're okay," says the guy. "I just decided to quit drinking."

(Author Unknown)