Jokes - Ferrari/Porsche/Porch

Hal's handyman was not the swiftest guy on earth. But he was cheap, and so was Hal, which is why he hired the guy to paint his porch for $50.
"You tightwad," scolded Hal's wife. "Our porch covers half of the house! He'll be there for days." Hal simply smirked.
An hour later, there was a knock at the door. The handyman had finished.
"How did you get done so quickly?" Hal asked.
"It was a piece of cake," the handyman replied. "Oh, and it's a Ferrari, not a Porsche."
(Author Unknown)